Spanky and The (R) Gang

William "Dice" Bennett has announced that he's got his own Morning Zoo Crew and he's ready to rock (or, at least, stone). Salem Radio Network, which already broadcasts the white noise of Mike Gallagher, Hugh Hewitt, Dennis Prager, David Lawrence and Michael Medved, has decided there aren't enough doughboy bloviators in the morning drive-time "daypart." Here's the nut from a Salem press release:

"We could not be more pleased to have Bill Bennett join the SRN team. He's an entertaining and energetic communicator with a tenacious faith in America. Bill has a lot to say and says it in a way that's never boring. He and Tom Tradup will add a new dimension of flinty conversation, humor and intellectual fire power to morning radio," added SRN's President Greg Anderson. "All indications point to Bill Bennett's 'Morning in America' being one of the most successful rollouts ever."

Morning in America is unoriginal, in a way that's very boring. I'd suggest "Spanky and The (R) Gang" instead.

Please feel free to offer other suggestions to the godly, witch burnin' folk at Salem.