Nantz Can't Dance

Didn't see the football game yesterday, but I caught sight of a boob during the pre-game show.

Not too much of a conflict for CBS to promote, for free, a political candidate who happens to be very close pals with the CBS Sports pre-game host, while nixing a paid ad opposing the pal.

And speaking of offensive, fatty mounds of flesh, Michael Powell has already ordered the FCC to conduct an investigation not of Bush's free election-year telly time, not of CBS's refusal to air an anti-Bush ad (and certainly not of the lies in his old man's televised U.N. presentation), but of an errant nipple that wandered into view between the numerous ads for anti-impotence drugs. I guess Mrs. Powell was sucessful in her efforts to distract Mikey's attention from the tube while those spots were running.

But, ya know, if anything gets the Joementum started, it's gonna be this.