Lunatics Make Strange Bedfellows

A month or so ago, Clownhall.com slaphead Armstrong Williams was writing that "[i]n a culture that is increasingly vain and materialistic, [Michael] Jackson's rise and fall is a signpost for our great moral task: the need to carve out an immutable foundation that will help us quell the savagery that is innate to human beings." Today, Williams says to Jacko, "You rock my world."

[Armstrong] Williams denied he is now an official spokesman [for Michael Jackson] but appeared on two news shows yesterday with a new take on the man whose makeovers and child sleepovers he has slammed.

"I was more surprised after speaking to him," he told ABC's "Good Morning America." "I always perceived him as someone feeble and weak and soft-spoken. I was stunned at the strength of character."

The Daily News did not disclose whether Armstrong sent Jackson an autographed copy of his slender volume, Letters to A Young Victim.