The Lord Of The Whores Is Bored

Howie the Putz obediently recites the media line on Kerry: He's a bore.

"serious" "verbose" "tired" "flat" "tightly-scripted" "aloof patrician" "solemn and windy" "stiffest" "most entitled-looking" "faded." No one can accuse these hacks of not owning a thesaurus.

Kurtz's take is not too surprising, since the Conflicted One is recycling the post-consumer waste of folks like John Ellis, Michael Graham and Sully Joe.

Call me crazy, but I imagine an evening with Horse Face Kerry would be more lively than an entire hen week with the Four Doughboys of the Apocolypse: Putzie, Ellis, Graham and Sully.