It Is Ass It Was

These are trying times for Peggy Noonan. Her best boyfriend is no longer talking to her, and numbers two and three are squabbling.

"[Hutton Gibson] even belittled the Pope's reported endorsement of 'The Passion,' recounting how Mel referred to the pontiff as an 'ass.'"

Now boys, don't force Nooners to choose between you.

Hutton also opined in a radio interview that Alan Greenspan should be hung, that Hitler's concentration camps were work camps and that Jews are anti-Christian "by being a Jew."