Whores of 2003

The Horse is back with a vengeance... and with 2003's crop of the creme de la whores. This year's contenders:

Tim Russert
Ted Koppel
Kathleen Parker
George Will
Charles Krauthammer
David Brooks
Howard Kurtz
Susan Estrich
Frank Luntz
Zell Miller

Right now, I'm leaning toward Pumpkinhead Russert, although the Putz, Estrich, Will and Luntz are still in the running. As always, a tough choice.