They Were Looking For A Foursome, But They Were Too Short

What's funnier than Denise Rich and Star Jones pole dancing? Try this:

Joe diGenova was leaving in the morning to play golf with actor Joe Pesci (and The Shadow) in Palm Springs, having been offered the use of Gene Autry's old house in Old Palm Springs by Autry's widow, Jackie.

One diminutive, odious, cigar-chomping Italian-American intellectually-bankrupt thug with a Napoleon complex playing a round with an actor who specializes in portraying diminutive, odious, cigar-chomping Italian-American intellectully-challenged thugs with Napoleon complexes. I guess with Ashcroft in charge of the Justice Department, Joey diGs can't find enough Repukes in trouble with the law to keep him occupied full-time.

P.S. It's nice to see The Hill, which employs David "Papa Thug" Keene, has a gossip column offering full service to the rabid right.