State Of The Family

Illegal drug use? Prescription drug abuse? STDs? Disrespect for marriage?

Sounds like your family reunion, fuckhead.

"Each year, about three million teenagers contract sexually transmitted diseases that can harm them, or kill them, or prevent them from ever becoming parents.

However, they can still get lucrative consulting contracts from foreign interests seeking to buy influence with their siblings who hold government office.

"In my budget, I propose a grassroots campaign to help inform families about these medical risks. We will double Federal funding for abstinence programs, so schools can teach this fact of life."

Screw doubled federal funding -- just send Neilsie's diseased dick on a national tour of the nation's junior high schools.