Roger's Mail Sack

I've been pretty lax in responding to my e-mail recently (meaning since at least November), but I resolve to try harder this year.

As long as you don't send me crap like this, that is:

Dear Sir/Madam,

We are pleased to inform you of the result of the Lottery Winners International Programm held on the 20th of October, 2003. Your e- mail address attached to ticket number 27522465896-6453 with serial number 3772-554 drew lucky numbers 7-14-18-31-45 which consequently won in the second category. You have therefore been approved for a lump sum pay out of 500,000 Euros (Five Hundred Thousand Euros) Only.

CONGRATULATIONS! Due to mix up of some numbers and names, we ask that you keep your winning information confidential until your claims has been processed and your money remitted to you. This is part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming and unwarranted abuse of this program
by some participants. All participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from over 30,000,000 individual email addresses and names from all over the world. This promotional program takes place every three years. This lottery was promoted and sponsored by eminent personalities like Mr. Bill Gates and the Sultan of Brunei, we hope with part of your winnings you will take part in our next years 50 million Euros international lottery.

To file for your claim, please contact our fiduciary agents: Mr. Inze King (Jnr) of GLOBAL FUNDS MANAGEMENT, U.K. Telephone number: +44-709-2030655, Fax Line: +44-709-2031452, Email: globalfunds_management@yahoo.co.uk . Remember, all winnings must be claimed not later than 30th of December, 2003. ...

Sincerely yours,

Carla Johnson(Co-ordinator)
ELGORDO SWEEPSTAKES LOTTERY/INTERNATIONAL PROGRAMS.

Unfortunately, Carla didn't send me this until January 7, so FAT LOT OF GOOD YOU DID ME CARLA!

Perhaps that's why you're not the sole ordinator, Carla.

(Edited because no one wants to read all this shit anyway.)