What Would You Pay For Half-Assed Efforts Like These?

Apparently, it takes an enormous amount of work -- around the clock, day in, day out -- to pull boners like these (all from the last 24 hours):

advertizing

red-bloeded Englishmen and women

We have no idea at his point in history how this will or will not work out.

an Iraqi colonel who claims he was the3 source

And don't forget "95 percent of all our income comes from you. ....and you're our only means of support." (By the way, if you're reading this, Crackhammer, note the proper use of ellipses.)

Sorry, Andy. I expect a little more effort and pride of authorship for my Jacksons.