"THANK GOD ALMIGHTY, WE ARE FREE AT LAST"

Uh, not if George "the W. is for Wallace" Bush has his way. The moral paragon and pussyhound says:

"Marriage is a sacred institution between a man and a woman. Today's decision of the Massachusetts Supreme Judicial Court violates this important principle. I will work with congressional leaders and others to do what is legally necessary to defend the sanctity of marriage."

Sorry, dude, but you can't have what Poppy and Bar and Jennifer or Neilsie and Sharon and Maria and the Bangkok hookers have. Wouldn't be sanctified.