I Take It You Won't Be Borrowing Clarence's Copy Then

"Hustler is such a despicable, abominable, worthless rag. I don't know why anybody would spend a nickel to buy something like that, and for them to do that to that young lady who has been through all she's been through, I think it's the lowest form of animal life that I've seen in a long, long time." -- Senator Orrin "Long Dong" Hatch (R - Utah)