Another Puke With His Pants Down (Metaphorically)

Kevin McCullough of WorldNutDaily, last seen slandering Ed Anser as a Stalin apologist, has set his sights now on crap clothier Abercrombie & Fitch. McCullough claims the latest Christmas catalog from the company contains forty-five "specific portrayals of sexual imagery" (sic), including the kinds of depraved acts Neil Bush would indulge in if only someone else would pay for it. Apparently this year's holiday motif is "teens/young adults frolicking in a river engaging in sexual activity in multiple group settings." I hate it when group river sex becomes commercialized.