Self-Promoting Idiot Refers To Self In Third Person, Pretends People Give A Shit About Her Opinions

Update: Sovereign Eye correctly points out that the press release doesn't say it was written by said SPI, but I'd certainly bet it was. The SPI is already posting "responses" to the press release in her blog.

p.s. -- If had had the technical proficiency, I'd do a "Separated at Birth" with SPI and either Mike Meyers or that guy from the League of Gentlemen.

Update (10/2): Blog link fixed. Enjoy.