Roger's Booknotes

The Leaking Talking Penis is getting $500,000 to write a memoir about his time in the White House. The liar claims his book is not a "kiss and tell," so all the media whores who kissed the Talking Penis's ass during the past two years should be relieved. Not surprisingly, the Penis will be published by a Rupert Murdoch organ.

Meanwhile, Sean Hannity's towel boy has published a putative defense of liberalism which reportedly contains, in its large-print, wide-margined pages an entire chapter concerning the innocence of O.J. Simpson. Only a closeted wingut or a psychotic would claim that the culpability of O.J. Simpson is an issue of concern to liberals.