Congratulations, Governor-Elect S.

Now you can make the case for all those reforms you care so deeply about and have thought about for so long. No more of the frustration that comes with being a critic on the sidelines; you've got actual responsibility now. You'll have ample time to address the numerous sexual battery allegations, as you promised. You'll get to spend much more time with Maria. And no more movie sets -- or post-production facilities, restaurants, hotels, gyms, offices, etc. -- where people expect you to behave like a vulgar and abusive cretin, in violation of your dearest principles.

And you can make Mickey Kaus bark like a dog whenever you want.