Hero Journalist Fired

The National Enquirer has laid off the reporter who broke the story of Dick Morris paying hookers to suck their toes.

As part of the cutbacks, yesterday morning, National Enquirer veteran Richard Gooding was handed his walking papers. He was the reporter who broke the scandal about then-Clinton adviser Dick Morris and his toe-sucking trysts with a hooker. He was alleged to have let the hooker listen in on a call to President Clinton.

The Washington Post should get rid of their incompetent dead weight -- like "Steno" Sue Schmidt -- and hire Gooding to replace her.