Due to the continuing decline in George Bush's job approval ratings, the other Roger Ailes is meeting with Karl Rove, R.M. Scaife, the Reverend Moon and others in a soundproof complex beneath the false bottom of an abandoned Trident missle silo to formulate plans for Electiontheft Two: The Sequel.

Me, I'm just taking weekend off. Please visit the blogs conveniently listed to the right, and enjoy the freefall.

And for all my Democratic friends in California, the news doesn't get any better than this.