Werewolves of Saddam

I saw a werewolf with a Chinese RPG launcher in his hand
Walking through the streets of Baghdad in the heat
He was looking for a place called Qusay�s Bierhalle
Going to get himself a big glass of VX, neat
Werewolves of Saddam

If you hear old Rummy lyin� about quagmire
Better not question him
The truth got mutilated again last night
Werewolves of Saddam again
(ah-oooo)
Werewolves of Saddam

He's the hoary-headed gent who once called Saddam �friend�
Recently he calls all Bush critics �traitors�
Better not seek truth from him
He'll lie to your fat face, Tim
His policy is a failure
(ah-oooo)
Werewolves of Saddam

Well, I saw Dick Cheney lying through his teeth
Doing the Werewolves of Saddam
I saw Dick Cheney, Jr. choking on a pretzel
Doing the Werewolves of Saddam
I saw Condoleezza drinking a pina colada with Gwen Ifill
Her press was ... perfect
(ah-oooo)
Werewolves of Saddam

(Apologies to Warren Zevon, who is deservedly No. 1.)