On Today's Jerry: Fun With Subtraction

If you thought all of Jerry Springer's viewers were innumerate, think again:

CAPE MAY COURT HOUSE, N.J., Aug. 5 � Paul Alexander�s 15 minutes of fame have turned into a year in prison. Alexander bragged on television that he dumped his girlfriend while a guest on �The Jerry Springer Show.�

AFTER RECEIVING a tip, Cape May County prosecutors watched as Alexander and his 22-year-old girlfriend spoke of their 7-year-old child.

Authorities did the math and determined that the couple�s sexual relationship began when the woman was 13, according to prosecutor Marian Ragusa.

I bet Alexander hates it when all the other inmates chant "Jerry! Jerry!"