It's Funny Because They're Dead

While we laugh at the heat-related deaths in France, let's all enjoy a hearty chuckle at all the folks who God killed because their governor was an incompetent fuckwit.

Officials at the Houston Department of Health and Human Services say thirty-eight heat-related deaths were reported in Harris County last summer. During the summers of 1998 and 1999, there were 23 and 20 heat deaths, respectively.

And that's just one county. Anyway, most of them were old and weak and couldn't afford air conditioning, unlike the governor's life-deserving pals.

Laugh it up, dickwads.