The Talking Penis Reminisces

The grown-ups are back in charge at the White House.

His greatest moment? "I came in one day in March 2001 and there was a note on my desk that said, 'Ari, the president would like you to meet him on the South Lawn at 6 p.m. to play catch.' I mean, c'mon, playing catch with the president! We were like kids in the town park."

I can picture it now -- Ari, Barney and Spot. With leadership like this, it's no wonder 2001 was such a good year for the American people.