John Lott's House of Style

[CHRIS] MATTHEWS: It could happen-teacher is at the blackboard chalking up some math lesson, kid runs up real fast, grabs it out of her drawer, he knows it�s there.

[JOHN] LOTT: It�s not going to be in her drawer.

MATTHEWS: Where would it be?

LOTT: It would be on her in some way.

LEAR: How does a teacher in a summer dress carry a gun on her?

LOTT: You can carry it inside your thigh. There�s lot of places you can carry it where somebody is not going to see where it is.

Something tells me John has given this matter a lot of thought.