Many people, using a single e-mail for purposes of economy, have written in and asked who Roger Ailes will endorse in the 2004 election. This will require careful consideration of the candidates' position papers, speeches and website content, not to mention their performance in the all-important flight suit competition.

However, if I can catch the debate on C-SPAN today, I will offer some superficial insights which will, no doubt, dash the hopes of some of the hopefuls and inspire others to greatness.