Johnny Asscrack's Glory Grab

From what I've read and heard, a 21-year-old local deputy spotted a man behind a grocery store at 3 in the morning, the man fled, and the deputy apprehended him without knowing who he was. In other words, he would be in custody now regardless of anything the FBI did or didn't do. So why is John Ashcroft claiming credit?

Asscrack says:

Today, Eric Robert Rudolph, the most notorious American fugitive on the FBI's most wanted list has been captured and will face American justice. American law enforcement's unyielding efforts to capture Eric Robert Rudolph have been rewarded. Working with law enforcement nationwide the FBI always gets their [sic] man.

This sends a clear message that we will never cease in our efforts to hunt down all terrorists, foreign or domestic, and stop them from harming the innocent.

I want to especially congratulate the local authorities in Murphy, N.C., who with the FBI and other local and state law enforcement throughout the country were able to apprehend this suspect.

While it has been a long struggle, they never stopped never yielded and never gave up. The American people, mostly importantly the victims of these terrorist attacks, can rest easier knowing that another alleged killer is no longer a threat.

The F.B.I. put Rudolph on their Most Wanted List (before Ashcroft's term); I haven't seen anythign the Ashcroft Justice Department to actually find the guy. And they didn't play in part in his capture.

The deputy deserves the million dollar reward. And someone should hand Asscrack his Asshat and let the doorknob hit him on the ass on the way out.