Hot or Sot?

The brilliant Susan of Suburban Guerrilla has the ultimate response to the folks with a flightsuit fetish. (Scroll down to May 11.)

Top 10 Reasons Why Bush Is Not A Hottie

10. The brain is the biggest erogenous zone.

9. He still has to ask Cheyney if he can borrow the keys to the F-10.

8. You'd always have to wear flats.

7. He was packing a cucumber in the flight suit.

6. Don't want Peggy Noonan's sloppy seconds.

5. First date is always a kegger.

4. Can't whisper sweet nothings without a teleprompter.

3. Has to fantasize about his mother.

2. His mouth isn't the only thing he shoots off too fast.

1. Once you've had Colin Powell, you'll never go back!

Also read May 11's entry "The Judy Miller Show" and the May 9 entries on the Leung case. Actually, read the whole thing. It's all good.