Ten of Diamonds, Baby!

This is simply brilliant!

Who is that ugly pink imposter on the Ten of Diamonds?

I think I got promoted too. Early today, I swear I was only a seven of clubs, on the same level as Bugs Malkin. Now I'm the moral equivalent of Opus Dei Scalia, Half-Nelson Hastert and Irv's Biggest Mistake. And Bugs is stuck under Sully, which is no doubt her definition of hell!

If Quiddity Quack sells these cards, I'm down for five decks, minimum.