Tax time is always a busy time for Roger Ailes. And frustrating too. Do I declare Whorealdo as a dependent or as a theft loss? Do I get an oil depletion credit for all the Vaseline smeared on the camera lens during the Judith Regan show? Would it be tax fraud to describe Fred Barnes as a journalist on my return?

Roger will return to full-fledged blogging on Saturday morning. And during my next absence I'll post a somewhat funny story about interrupting Eric Clapton while he ate lunch at the Del Taco in El Cajon. I'm sure you'll all enjoy it.