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Name the writer who whipped this out with a stroke of his pen:

...Fox took the final two couples to Las Vegas for bachelor and bachelorette parties. The two "brides-to-be" enjoyed a male stripper who appeared to be licking whipped cream from between their legs. They then licked whipped cream off his nipples. Since that�s not ribald enough, the women then entertained a female stripper, which one "bride" bounced on suggestively. The other licked whipped cream off her topless chest. The alleged grooms were treated to even worse. A duo of stripping, topless sisters were whipping one of them. You�d have to see this footage to believe it.

Answer, as they say, "to come."

Update: Our winner: Atrios, who correctly identified the ginger moralist with eye-strain and RSD, Brent Bozell.

Bonus Brent: Enjoy Brent's tutorial on the finer points of the "Cleveland Steamer," the "Chili Dog," the "Rusty Trombone," and the "Manhattan Hot Platter."