Glad Tidings of Great Joy

There are people who say, "Roger, you are too negative. Why don't you ever talk about what's good about America?" This is for those rude people:

David Duke Begins 15-Month Prison Term

BIG SPRING, Texas - Former Ku Klux Klan leader David Duke turned himself in to a federal prison Tuesday to begin a 15-month sentence for mail and tax fraud.

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Duke pleaded guilty to falsely reporting a gross income of $18,831 in 1998, rather than the actual $65,034, and to bilking supporters. The mail fraud charge grew out of what prosecutors described as a scheme between 1993 and 1999 to swindle thousands of followers out of hundreds of thousands of dollars through a direct mail campaign.

I wonder if Duke is regretting that plastic surgery right about now.