Dick Of The Week

Buzzflash highlights this piece by Atlanta Constitution-Journal reporter Ron Martz, who claims that God wanted two American soldiers to take bullets in order to spare his life. One soldier was injured by bullet fragments which struck his eye and wrist; the other had his arm broken by a bullet.

The idiot believes that "it was the hand of God that put them there, one behind me, one to my left. They were there to protect me." So God also wanted these men to get shot in the head and arm.

Sounds like the same God in whom the Confederates placed their trust.