The Bushy Bunch

Kelley added: "[Sharon Bush] is very frightened about her future. She told me she spent her whole life being a wife to Neil Bush and a mother to their three children, and now he wants to marry another woman. She told me he's only offering $1,000 a month in support -- take it or leave it. She was crying when she told me this. She said that when she told Neil she needs more to live on, Neil Bush said, 'Just get remarried.' Sharon was sobbing as she told me, 'Kitty, I just won't sell my body!' "

Colasuonno confirmed much of Kelley's account, as well as reports that Neil filed for divorce in the midst of a long-term extramarital affair with Maria Andrews, with whom he has been seen at society events in Houston and Austin, where Neil, a software entrepreneur, relocated after moving out of the family home last summer. Andrews, the mother of an 18-month-old boy, was divorced in October from her third husband, Houston oilman Robert Andrews.

Nice values, Silverado!

Neil and Maria each have three children from their previous, non-adulterous relationships. It's like the scumbag version of the Brady Bunch.

And they met while Maria was working for Grandma Brady... er, Bush.