Jim Capozzola, Pennsylvania's best hope for 2004, has been writing on the furrowed brow phenomenon in American politics.

Some enterprising pharmaceutical company should market an artificial furrowing drug for baby-faced aspiring pols. They could call it Xotob. Presidential hopefuls could start planting seed corn in their foreheads to demonstrate the depth of their convictions.

Personally, I'm not cut out for politics. I've already got my appointment at the Biotherm counter scheduled for this weekend.