Election theft enabler Antonin Scalia demonstrates that if you want a child to be a bigot for life, you've got to start early:

"If this law is struck down, do you think a state also could prefer heterosexuals to homosexuals to teach kindergarten?" asked Chief Justice William H. Rehnquist.

A state government would have a hard time showing the need for such a policy, responded Paul Smith, lawyer for the two men.

"Only that the children might be induced to follow the path of homosexuality," said Justice Antonin Scalia.

Scalia then spoke fondly of a pre-school teacher who was instrumental in instilling in him the virtues of intolerance and discrimination.

Later, Shecky Scalia tried out his "B" material, playing the courtroom for big laughs:

What about laws against adultery or rape? And what about bigamy, Scalia asked.

"I mean, who are you to tell me that I can have only one wife, you blue-nosed bigot?" he said, joking.