The Most Fun You Can Have With Your Shoes On

"The United States and Britain will invade Iraq within the next month or so. We will win and, likely, win quickly and relatively easily. And then the fun will start." -- Dick Morris, the Happy Warrior

I'm sure the parents of those brave men killed in combat will be glad that their sons died in service of Dick Morris' erection.

You can read all about Morris' own exemplary military career here. Morris turned 18 in 1966.