Willey Blows, McCaslin Swallows

It's Two-fer Tubesteak Thursday at Roger Ailes.

Vibrator enthusiast John McCaslin's corrections column also contains this item:

Clinton "Sexgate" whistleblower Kathleen E. Willey has just granted an interview to WABC radio in New York on the heels of Time Magazine naming FBI agent Coleen Rowley, ex-Enron employee Sherron Watkins and WorldCom worker Cynthia Cooper "Persons of the Year."

"I found it very interesting that all of a sudden we're looking at the 'Persons of the Year' and there are three female whistleblowers," Mrs. Willey told the station's "Batchelor & Alexander Show," as reported by the Internet site newsmax.com.

"I guess that if you blow the whistle against somebody that Time magazine doesn't like, it's OK to be a whistleblower," she said. "[Time magazine] really, really trashed me. Their writers were just brutal to me and about me."

And who else "trashed" Willey? Well, that would Willey herself, according to non-dildo-endorsing Independent Counsel Robert Ray, who came to the generous conclusion that Willey was an "unreliable witness."

But kudos to WABC for its coup in scoring an exclusive interview with media-shy Willey.