My idea of good reality television is C-SPAN's Road to the White House, so it won't be a surprise I haven't actually seen Joe Millionare. But it seems to me the program's stakes are pretty low. After all, how disappointed could the show's participants be in the end; it's not like they would have been dating a millionare anyway.

My suggestions to raise the stakes: Joe Clean and Sober, Joe Normally-Shaped Testicles or Joe Not A Registered Sex Offender.