Wingnut Loser of the Week

The aptly-named Brian Doltzer is a poor man's Ben Shapiro. Here's Doltzer, the protege of Biblical prophesy nut Hal Lindsey, adding his own special insights to some warmed over (and debunked) Gore-bashing:

Is it possible that Gore�s inability to keep his facts straight is due to his misunderstanding of biblical scripture? After all, it was Al Gore who claimed that the story of Cain and Abel was intended to warn us about the great danger pollution poses. [Para.] In Gore�s own book, Earth in the Balance, he states that �the first instance of �pollution� in the Bible occurs when Cain slays Abel.� Though he did not lie about anything regarding Cain and Abel, I find it somewhat odd that the media didn�t have a field day with Gore�s interpretation of Genesis chapter four and his failed attempt in divinity school....

Where was the media when Al Gore failed to identify George Washington and Benjamin Franklyn while at Monticello? (Perhaps the media was too busy salivating over the pop quiz given to George Bush by a reporter regarding the leaders of India, Pakistan, Chechnya, and Taiwan, of which Bush answered correctly only one. Of these six people, how many can you identify? Pervez Musharraf, Atal Bihari Vajpayee, Aslan Maskhadov, Chen Shui-bian, George Washington, and Benjamin Franklyn.)

Someone Raptured this boy's brain and forgot to tell him.