Kvetcher On The Right

Wee Mickey Kaus is once again the spoiled adolescent, railing against "phonies" like Senator John Kerry. Here's the cogent critique of Kerry: "There's a metal plate in the back of his head -- under all the glued-on 'hair' -- that they open up and stick screwdrivers in when he gets back to his office." And just a few days earlier, Kaus was complaining about "high-school sneering." Kaus is so bitter and obsessed that he surpasses Holden C. and enters into Mark David Chapman terrority.