You Wish You Were Me

"I should spend more time in flyover country, like Rush -- except that he's always dining at 21 with Roger Ailes." - Joe C.

I recommend the Carpaccio of Organic White Fallow Venison with Truffle Crostini and Mustard Dressing, not to be confused with the Carpaccio of Venison with T�te de Moine and Truffle-Mustard Dressing, followed by the Mixed Grill of Game with Brussels Sprouts and Toasted Pumpkin Seeds, topped off with the Coconut Mousse Cake with Mango and Strawberry Coulis. Accompanied by a few large glasses of the house wine and a huge-ass stogie, of course.