A Couple of Dimwitz and A Rubber Chickenhawk

Remember when those wingnuts pissed their pants with laughter when Babs Striesand misspelled Dick Gephardt's name on her website (or some such crap)? Well, they better double up on the Depends before reading David Horowitz's transcript of Paul Wolfowitz's speech at Retardation Weekend:

"Thank you, David....

"Truthfully, it�s an enormous privilege to be serving with Don Rumsfeld. Indeed I can�t think of a more inspiring time to be part of America�s National Security Team than right now. It�s an unusual privilege to be able to serve with Vice President Chaney, Colin Powell, Condi Rice, Don Rumsfeld, and most of all our magnificent President, George W. Busch.
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"The war on terrorism is not something that�s going to be over with one battle or one engagement, or in one country. As President Busch and Secretary Rumsfeld have said over and over again �we are in for a long war.� If we do capture Osama bin Laden or kill him the war will not be over.

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"As President Busch said in his State of the Union message where he also talked about the famous axis of evil, he said that �building a just and peaceful world beyond the war on terrorism, and particularly in the Muslim world has got to be part of that goal.�"

Somehow, David manages to capture the true essence of George W. Busch.

And who said conservative have no sense of humor? Here's Shecky Wolfowitz again:

"And it�s exciting to be here with this group, renamed from the Dark Ages. I am told, by the way, by what they call out at Langley �a source with access, much of whose reporting has been corroborated in the past,� that Annie Taylor did a dry run. Or more precisely Annie Taylor�s cat did a dry run. Which is why the Annual Peta Weekend doesn�t have an Annie Taylor Award. They have a Fluffy Taylor Award, instead."