Among Friends (Sixth In A Series)

Celebrity Look Alike and Washington Times Columnist Cal Thomas Welcomes His Rapidly-Aging, Delusional Colleague: "Pelosi wants the federal government to offer marital status to any type of human relationship. Six years ago, she was quoted in the San Francisco Examiner as saying,'Should you find yourself in a situation where your child or close relatives or close friends find solace, happiness, confidence, love and support in a relationship that's appropriate for them, wouldn't you want them to have the legal recognition they deserve?' [Para.] Would the Democratic presidential nominee in 2004 and the party's congressional candidates like to put that question to the voters?"