Among Friends (Third In A Series)

Washington Times Columnist and Celebrity Impersonator Cal Thomas Welcomes His New Colleague: "Last week, ABC News allowed entertainer Rosie O'Donnell to take over two hours of airtime for a one-sided infomercial promoting 'gay adoptions.' [Para.] All of the elements required for breaking down what few social norms remain regarding the family structure were present on 'Primetime Thursday' March 14. First, the celebrity factor. In our postmodern, post Christian, post objective truth generation, celebrity equals credibility. Celebrities have replaced God. When they speak, some people think the rest of us should listen."

But don't call Cal an uncompassionate conservative. All he wants to do is help.