Rebel Without A C--kGirly-boy Jonah Goldberg turns into a manly man on the high seas, but ... shhhh... don't tell his mommy:
"The ship's very nice and so are all of the people. Lots of food, lots of drinking. I will give you the real skinny later, when the suits aren't monitoring my transmissions."
What an outlaw. Be sure to have the bartender put your Long Island Ice Tea in a dirty glass, JoJo. And when exactly do you publish things in that lame-ass blog that "the Man" doesn't read?
(Inspired by TBogg's vision of Jonah in a posing pouch.)