"Brothers or lovers or both?" "Rick Santorum's worst nightmare" or, in honor of the Right's most courageous junkie, "A Proud Papa."

The jokes just write themselves.

World O'Crap is reporting that National Review Online is selling a load of cheap tat to its the taste-impaired readership.

Since you can get a Catholic home loan and invest in a Catholic mutual fund at NRO, can a collector's plate featuring Jonah Goldberg as Christina Aguilera be far behind?

Meanwhile, the latest National Review cruise has set sail. Not surprisingly, they left Kathryn Jean Lopez in dry dock. Just imagine how many 90-year-olds could die trying to shove a woman overboard.