Friday, August 22, 2003

Don't Tell Phyllis That The Justice Isn't A Christian, Either

Phyllis Schlafly is off her medications once more. Here's a recent hallucination from the wizened wingnut:

[U.S. Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader] Ginsburg's writing and speaking style is usually somewhere between convoluted and obscure, but she delighted the new group with a noteworthy triple-entendre. Referring to Supreme Court decisions, she urged us to get rid of "the Lone Ranger mentality."

First, this was clearly a cut at the president because he is closely associated with the word ranger. He once was a part owner of Major League Baseball's Texas Rangers and his top-of-the-line fund-raisers are affectionately called rangers.

Second, Ginsburg's remark was a not-so-subtle sneer at the president's foreign policy, which has been impudently criticized by snooty Europeans for its unilateralism and "cowboy" approach. Ginsburg bragged that the Supreme Court is "becoming more open to international law perspectives," looking to United Nations treaties and foreign courts for guidance in deciding gay rights, death penalty and affirmative action cases.

Third, Ginsburg's comment was indelibly characteristic of the biased language of radical feminists who hate everything masculine. The Lone Ranger and the Texas Rangers, God bless them, are very masculine.

Who knew that Justice Ginsburg was such a castrating bitch?

Furthermore, Ginsburg's use of the word "Lone" was a blatant reference to Neil Bush's involvement in the Silverado scandal, and "mentality" was cruel slap at Bush for his inability to understand four syllable words.

Update (8/23): Edited to correct spelling of Justice Ginsburg's name.

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