Clarification

Someone has written and asked me to delete the following sentence from this post:

"Ms. Vance went on to describe the thong and see-through bra she had planned to wear to Karlpalooza."

The reason for the request was that Ms. Vance did not speak those words. I would have thought that even Howard Kurtz would understand sarcasm and ridicule, and that the statement was not meant to be taken literally. Even a bunch of old hags would get the gag. My homeslice Douglas Cunningham got it. But, stand-up guy that I am, I will agree to the request, by adding the following:

"The foregoing constitutes sarcasm and ridicule. Ms. Vance did not say she intended to wear anything to Karlpalooza."